Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Randomize
