Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
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I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
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You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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