I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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