Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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