I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
