Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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