I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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