No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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