I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
