I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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