I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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