Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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