we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
