You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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