bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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