OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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