How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
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New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
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I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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