he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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