you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
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And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
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I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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