Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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