so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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