Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
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CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
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No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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