You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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