lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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