Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
MIDGETS
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you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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