he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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