we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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