you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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