Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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