I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
So. Much. Porn.
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