I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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