I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
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making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
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last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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