Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
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Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
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Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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