I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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