But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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