I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
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I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
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we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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