I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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