Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
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She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
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All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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