i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
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I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
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We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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