can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
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you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
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Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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