Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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