oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
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She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
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Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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