dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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