The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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