When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
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I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
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You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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