Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
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I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
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Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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