I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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