considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
We had to coat check the pizza.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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