Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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