is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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