Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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