I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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