The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
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Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
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Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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