i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
soo... how was my night?
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